Buying milk to drink it

[man walks up to liqueur store counter with a 1 quart carton of milk. Man working behind counter is finishing his last conversation with customer walking out the door(bell rings). New customer places carton on the counter]

Clerk: hey there

Man: hi

Clerk: some weather today huh? [clerk scans the carton]

Man: uh, yea

Clerk: just the milk for you?

Man: yup

Clerk: Nothing else?

Man: no, just the milk

Clerk: oh alright.....cause we've got other things to go with milk......cereal....uhhh

Man: i just want the milk

Clerk: just the milk?

Man: just the milk

Clerk: is this your weeks supply? because we sell gallons, just above the ca.....

Man: all i want is the carton

Clerk: oh, well if you buy 2 gallons you actually save more than buying the carton alone

Man: all i want is this one carton, right now

Clerk: you baking something at home? somethings that needs milk?

Man: no

Clerk: no pancakes?....or...

Man: no

Clerk: .....a cake?

Man: no

Clerk: a baby?

Man: what?

Clerk: a baby?

Man: am i baking a baby? is that your question?

Clerk: no, are you feeding a baby? with the milk?

Man: no this milk is for me

Clerk: for you?

Man: yes for me

Clerk: just for you?

Man: yes

Clerk: not for you annndddd a kitten?

Man: no, no kittens

Clerk: the entire carton's for you?

Man: yes, i am going to drink this carton of milk

Clerk: with some coffee or something?

Man: no just the milk

Clerk: all at once?

Man: i am going to buy this milk, get in my car, and drink the entire carton of milk

Clerk: really?

Man: yes really. what's so hard to believe about that?

Clerk: i just don't understand, it's a lot of milk

Man: so?

Clerk: especially to drink all at once. You know we sell smaller amounts of milk

Man: yes i know

Clerk: you wouldn't prefer a half pint?

Man: no, a quart is fine

Clerk: a quart is a lot of milk

Man: i just so happen to like milk

Clerk: yea but i mean, a whole quart?

Man: can i just buy the milk please? how much do i owe you?

Clerk: what's your time frame for this whole carton?

Man: the label said $2.38

Clerk: i mean, is this an entire day thing? or....

Man: here's $3 [sets money on the counter]

Clerk: .....do you plan on drinking the whole thing up right now?

Man: just keep it [walks out with carton of milk]

Clerk: ....because milk goes sour you know [shouting as man leaves] well have a nice day sir

Man: jesus

[bell rings]