Monday, June 27, 2011

Angry angry Raff

New illustrator project


Thanks Cove for showing me this sweet site.


It matches your face with a pups face! A pup that needs adopting!
The site feels like Portal meets Pound Puppies meets 5th Element.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man

So if Mr. Tambourine Man were to play a song for me, wouldn't it just be the simplest and most boring song ever? He only has a tambourine. I suppose he can hit it on his leg, or shake it for effect, but it would still be pretty basic.

...and isn't it usually girls that play tambourine?

Monday, June 6, 2011

Jonah Sux

Why did Jonah Hex suck so much?

Is it because Megan Fox is in it? Is it because they beat the bad guy pretty easily? Is it because the writing was bad?


Jonah Hex sucked for one easy reason. It looked bad. Every camera angle seemed to be so tight that for all we know, every scene could have been shot in someone backyard. There was a handful of shots from a distance, and even then they were dark or soaked in CGI. If you're gonna have a bunch of explosions and good costumes and good make-up and blah blah blah, I think the scenery should be up to par.
There is also the metaphorical sequence when Brolin fights Malkovich in red dirt that slightly resembles the back part of a construction site. My main point, if missed, is it looked like it was shot by a near-sited boy with a bootleg copy of After Effects.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Threadless submission

Jole easily persuaded me to submit something to threadless.

Hair Do - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Little Reds Riding Hood

'Riding Hood'
Digital and Watercolor
by: Mike Oncley

Wednesday, June 1, 2011


New Music

This song is by my friend's band Golden West. The video is so simple but so perfect.

The Duke