Sunday, April 27, 2014

Day 27 - All Bets Olaf

Maybe the tequila sunrise was the wrong choice for his drink....

....or maybe just the sunrise itself

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Day 26 - No! DRINK the Bleach!

The theory makes sense.... drink bleach, pass a drug test. Simple as that.

At least his puke will disinfect the floors.

Stop, Motion.

With a click of the play button on Two Door Cinema Club's Tourist History, I have been transported to my past.

As "Do You Want It All?" began to play I was reminded of the stop-motion video my buddy Jole and I made years ago, not to mention a couple recent work conversations regarding stop-motion animation.

We originally would hold down the right arrow key to scroll through Photobooth photos to animate our images.

After throwing it into Final Cut we were able to make this.

A lot of fun to make, and sometimes confusing.

Prior to this double-laptop, stop-motion beast, Jole and I were riding solo in own own videos.

My first:

My Second:

I hope to do more in the future. I have a nicer camera now and even an intervalometer! Look at me now mother.

Stay tuned for #someothertimeinmypastsunday!

Not really.... but I might have to draw 2 #barfadays tomorrow.


Friday, April 25, 2014

Day 25 - Assy McGee

If puking out of your mouth was bad enough.....

Assy Mcgee has always been a big drinker, looks as if he's hit the bottle a little too hard tonight.


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Day 24 - Pukes of Gold and Rainbows

No wonder they are always at the other end!

Poor little guy had too much leprechaun giggle juice

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Day 23 - Corn Chunks

I've been poisoned! Someone must have put corn in my drink....

They're at the same party as the mushrooms....

Happy barf-a-day 23!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Day 22 - The Great Barfbino!

It's just become an initiation process now...

CHAW! Whoa did he eat baseballs?

Monday, April 21, 2014

Day 21 - Portabarfo

And you thought your mushrooms just sit quietly in their little blue box.

Incorrect, they are actually talking shit about eachother.

But don't worry, they're all getting chopped up and put on a pizza soon.

Your fridge is basically a vegetable death camp.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Day 20 - Ralphercoaster

Make sure to go easy on the $12 beers.

Especially when you're out with your family!

Happy Easter!

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Day 19 - Game of Groans

It's record store day! What am I doing on the internet!!??

Wishing you a happy RSD with my totally unrelated drawing.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Day 18 - That Aint Rain

What is rain?

Is it water?

Is it God's tears?

Satan's urine?

No, you're all wrong. Sometimes when a cloud has a little too many pints of Mike's Hard Precipitation, it decides that it is time to make it rain(no cash involved).

Heads up!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Day 18 - Automated Throw-up Machine

If only it took a couple cosmos to get your cash out.

Here's a look at these poor ATMs that only get to watch its users drink night after night.

Maybe instead of forgetting my pin and going home I could slam a couple Jell-O shots in the card slot and cross my fingers.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Day 16 - Seasick Sensation

Don't go to work hungover.... and don't get a sandwich from a guy who did!

I hope you wanted extra Miller Lite chunks on your hearty italian.

As long as you get enough buffalo ranch mayo on there you may be able to mask the taste.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Day 15 - LaterGram!

This one is a re-gram of myself. The lovable space duo had a few too many motor-oil-tinis.

It's good to always be there for your buddy.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Day 14 - Barfnado

This image is based on an unfinished joke.

Care to give it a try and give this image a punch line?

Good luck.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Day 13 - Honey I'm Comb!

On this episode of How it's Made.... HONEY!

Scientists are researching the the positive effects of strawberry Boones Farm on the bees producing honey. So far none.

Stay tuned for day 14!

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Day 12 - Giralffe

I think we have a distance champion for puking!

How many drinks DOES it take to get a giraffe drunk?

Now go have a glass of water.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Day 11 - A Shot and Battery

It's hard not to drain a battery when you are addicted to its juice!

No wonder everyone is worried about their phones.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Day 10 - Bottle Service

For a $3k minimum, this bottle service is really sloppy.

Day 10, of drawing a barf a day, has led us to Tipsy, the alcoholic bottle.

DON'T take his free round, he usually throws 1 or 2 illegitimate kids on the tray and leaves.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Day 9 - The Puke of the Dead

It may not be alcohol oriented, but this puke is just as unwanted.... by Ash that is.

Meet Ash of The Evil Dead, getting puked on by his girlfriend. Possessed by a demon, her black vomit is sure to leave a stain.

I don't think they're together anymore.

This marks day 9 of my barf a day squares for April. Scroll through my posts or my Instagram to see more I've drawn.

Who should puke next?


Tuesday, April 8, 2014


My April 2014 mixed media piece for the 3rd annual MINT Condition Gallery at Ltd. Gallery in Seattle, WA.

I found this killer remix of the classic TMNT arcade game for the background music, created by Bankai.


"RIP TMNT" - Mixed Media by Mike Oncley 2014.

Day 8 - Ralphateer

Don't drink and drive? No problem.

Drink and rocket.

Looks like our good buddy the Rocketeer had a few too many martinis.

At least he's got clean filtered vomit.

I use Micron 08 for the lines and Tombow N75 to shade

Monday, April 7, 2014

Day 7 - Why Not Zoidbarf?

Looks like that last drink didn't go so well for Zoidberg. Now all of his meals are ending up where they started.... on the floor.

Want to throw up? Why not Zoidberg?

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Day 6 - Barf's Burgers

When Bob became a cabbie, his night life was extended.

It's not the easiest packing up burgers while you're hungover.

This barf square features Bob of Bob's Burgers, will daughter Tina watching in awe.

Don't bother getting a towel, Tina wants to learn everything there is to know about being an adult. From birds and bees to minding your q's and p's.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Day 5 - Barf Algar

We all wanted to see it happen and it just never did.

Phil got in the car ready to hurl and he never blew chunks.

"If you're gonna spew..... spew in this"

Introducing, Barf Algar, the ever ready supporter of those who may be on the verge of becoming sick. Although prepared, his efforts may be lost on his friends.

Friday, April 4, 2014

I got Mike Oncley! Which human being are you?

You were born in Long Beach, CA and now live in Seattle. You like to make art and eat lots of food. Making jokes is a past time and your dog Wayne loves you very much.

I hope the desire to compare oneself to someone else dies sooner than later on Facebook. It doesn't matter what Game of Thrones character you are, or which dog from Beverly Hill Chihuahua you are.

Please take this moment to ask Facebook which human being you are(verbally), then turn directly to a mirror and you win! You got the best possible outcome to the question. Yourself.

Now go outside and make something.

Day 4 - Barfy Jr.

I doubt this will be my only Rick and Morty barf square. This show has quickly become my favorite cartoon on cable, thanks again Mom and Dad for the Verizon login!

This square features Morty and Morty Jr, his alien son from Gazorpazorp.

Looks like his lust to rebel and destroy humanity got the best of him this time.

As always I am using my Micron 08 and my N75 Tombow

Who should puke next?

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Day 3 - Jake Puker

The 3rd day in my month of drawing the beauty that is, throwing up.

This drawing features Jake Tucker, the upside-down-face son of news anchor Tom Tucker, on Family Guy.

What could be more fun that deciding which way his barf should go?..... I chose up.

Stay tuned to see who's gonna spew next.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Day 2 - Adventure blllaaarrrrrrrrggghhhh!

Too many cinnamon apple pie whiskey shots for this human.

Finn and Jake of Adventure Time are the focus of this barfy square.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

I've Been Poisoned! - New April Series

To kick off the month of April I will be starting a series of squares that are an ode to that poison we ingest regularly, our good friend alcohol.

Each day this month I will draw an image of someone or something puking from an overabundance of this fire water.

To kick it off... the ultimate role reversal with our, far to familiar, friend the toilet puking in his 'manlet'. What else would he be puking in? Another toilet? No.... that would be weird.

Also I feel I am obligated to say this is NOT an April Fools joke, so please enjoy my next 30 drawings of things throwing up.