Mistory

So Borders is going out of business... you knew that. But what you didn't know is that before they close up for good, they have decided to make an entirely new genre of books!

For a limited time, get your Mistory books for 40% off! Get an A in your Mistory class! Impress your friends!

Is this a combination of History and Mystery? I'm no expert, but I think that things have to be pretty blunt and factual if they are considered History, and pretty mysterious to be considered Mystery. Maybe it is a new term for conspiracy theory books. Who the hell knows. The person who wrote it? Doubt it.