PPM15 - Day 30 - Rorschach in College

Day 30!!!!!!!!!!! - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Rorschach in College"

Even ballers like Hermann Rorschach are on budgets some days. It's not cheap getting your PhD, sometimes your supplies are just what you have available around you. Napkin: $0.05, Pizza: $10.99... boom, PhD.

What an amazing Pizza Party Month! I am so excited to put a lid on it, although I am also sad to say goodbye to Pizza everyday, who do I think I am? A Ninja Turtle?! The pizza boxes will be available on Etsy until they run out, only 30 made!

Click below to see exactly what is included in each special pizza box.

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PPM15 - Day 29 - Cutting Carbs

Day 29 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Cutting Carbs"

So when you are 90% carbs, how do you cut them out? With the sharpest knife you can find. You may also have to have a little bit of a serial killer living inside you. Just look at those psycho eyes.

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PPM15 - Day 28 - 30 Minutes or Less

Day 28 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"30 Minutes or Less"

In Pizza world, if the box of hot humans arrives after 30 minutes, the customer gets to eat the delivery boy. Also, I now wish my home door was pizza shaped.

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PPM15 - Day 27 - Everything Pizza

Day 27 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Everything Pizza"

As men, we should be glad that our Lady Pizza is taking extra long to get ready, that's simply what you have to endure when you're with an everything Pizza! If every slice that walked through the door was a plain cheese, we may get to where we are going faster but lose out on all of those strong, independent toppings.

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PPM15 - Day 26 - Marinaroids

Day 26 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Marinaroids"

If you've ever wondered how slices got such thick crusts, look no further. Marinaroids have been giving an unfair edge to pizza slices for years, making it effortless to get into shape..... a triangle. I did hear that it makes your pepperoni's shrink if you use it too much.

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PPM15 - Day 25 - Frozen Pizza

Day 25 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Frozen Pizza"

Frozen Pizza has been the hit of the summer, featuring such songs as "Digiorno", "Do You Wanna Make a Pizza?",  "For The First Time in 30 Minutes or Less", "Love is an Open Box", "Pizza's Are Better Than People" and many more!

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PPM15 - Day 24 - Pizza Box

Day 24 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Pizza Box"
Dedicated to the historical fight between Mike Slicen and Evander Wholewheatbread. This drawing is just moments before he bit his pepperoni off.
Don't even get me started on the confusion that is "Pizza Boxing Day".

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PPM15 - Day 23 - Cup 'O Pizza

Day 23 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Cup O Pizza"

I'll let Navin R. Johnson, aka The Jerk, describe this drawing,
"Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this." End of story.

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PPM15 - Day 22 - Phantom of the Oven

Day 22 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Phantom of the Oven"

They say he's lived under the refrigerator for 15 years, hiding his horribly scarred face and super hard crust. Watch out ladies, he's looking for love and doesn't really get your social cues.

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PPM15 - Day 21 - Kneel Before Za

Day 21 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Kneel Before Za"

They were no match for Superman, why would they be a match for you? I don't even think Superman likes pizza! So yeah, just eat them, don't kneel before them.

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PPM15 - Day 20 - I'm Gluten Free

Day 20 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"I'm Gluten Free"

It all makes sense now, the cauliflower under the bed, the constant missing potatoes, we just thought he was acting out. There is no shame in freedom from the intolerable gluten.

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PPM15 - Day 19 - Meat Lovers Pizza

Day 19 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Meat Lovers Pizza"

Do you love Meat?! I'd do anything for meat.... but I won't do that. Meat Loaf fans will agree, when they first ordered a Meat Lovers Pizza, they did NOT expect extra sausage.

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PPM15 - Day 18 - Summer Camp Pizza

Day 18 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Summer Camp Pizza"

Every year, on the first night at Summer Camp Pizza, Counselor Jeff tells one of his famous scary stories. Every year it's the same 3 stories, two of which end with a slicer stuck in the side of a car.

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PPM15 - Day 17 - Red Pepper Flakes

Day 17 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Red Pepper Flakes"

"Eww, like, oh my za, hasn't he heard of Slice-n-Shoulders?" Don't body shame people, we can't hide every red pepper flake, or every speck of parmesan that might fall onto our shirts. I'm a pizza, you're a pizza, we're all pizza so let's accept that and live together, as one pizza.

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PPM15 - Day 16 - Reservoir Pizza

Day 16 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Reservoir Pizza"

"No Mr. Blonde Pizza, he's a cop!" With little regard for the law, Mr. Blonde Pizza whips out his switchblade pizza slicer and hacks Officer Parmesan Nash's right pepperoni off. Quite a catchy tune we're listening to, I will admit.

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PPM15 - Day 15 - Pizza Roll

Day 15 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Pizza Roll"

"This is Red-Pie, I'm going in!" Used by the brave air fighters of the 2nd great Fast Food War (FF2), the pizza roll was later made into a microwavable snack to commemorate the slices that lost their lives serving their chain.

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PPM15 - Day 14 - Permesan

Day 14 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Permesan Cheese"

C'mon, how did you think Parmesan got it's rich and robust flavor? Hours of soaking in chemicals and pure destruction of the cheese scalp. I wish my real cheese was this excited to season my pizza.

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PPM15 - Day 13 - Just Eat It

Day 13 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Just Eat It"

If Shia Labeouf screaming "JUST DO IT" in front of a green screen doesn't get your attention, maybe adding pizza will! Just eat it... it looks like someone already started to.

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PPM15 - Day 12 - No I'm Veg

Day 12 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"No, I'm Veg"

We get it, you love animals. We all love animals; how they kiss our faces, how they fetch frisbees, how they taste on cheese and bread.... it's all relative! Broccoli has feelings too.

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PPM15 - Day 11 - Piney Apple Ham

Day 11 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Piney Apple Ham"

Not even a pizza can time the DMV photo correctly. The sad part is he's using this ID to buy alcohol, at 6am, for 3 minors. Pizza responsibly everyone.

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PPM15 - Day 10 - Artisan Pizza

Day 10 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Artisan Pizza"

What? You don't get it? This classic work by famed abstract artist Pizza Mondrian is worth well over 19 million...... oh no, I meant mushrooms, 19 mushrooms.

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PPM15 - Day 9 - Stuffed Crust

Day 9 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Stuffed Crust Pizza"

How did you think the cheese got in there?! That slice of pizza spends night after night, shoveling mozzarella cubes into it's mouth just so when you get down to his butt, you don't die of dehydration.

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PPM15 - Day 8 - Dr. Pizza Benton

Day 8 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Dr. Pizza Benton"

When you are having mushroom surgery while already having pepperoni's, you better leave the job to a professional such as Dr. Pizza Benton. Dr. Benton has been working in P.E.R. for over 10 years and will continue working until his cheesy hands can operate no more.

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PPM15 - Day 7 - BBQ Chicken

Day 7 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"BBQ Chicken Pizza"

Just when you thought hubby couldn't get any cuter, now he's posting photos of father and son barbecuing chicken in the back yard. Oh my za, so cute.

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PPM15 - Day 6 - Crustacean

Day 6 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Crustacean"

What do you think makes lobsters shells so hard? They are toasted to perfection in the pizza oven of the sea! Look out for the school of Nacho fish. It looks like it's raining nachos.....remember in Kazaam when Shaq made it rain junk food? Yeah. Wait, what was I telling you about?

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PPM15 - Day 5 - I.C. Weiner

Day 5 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"I.C. Weiner"

The only prank to hold the weight of the world on it's shoulders. As Philip J. Fry delivered his last pizza and slipped into a cryogenic freezer, the world of tomorrow was right around the corner......and an amazing animated series. Yay Futurama!

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PPM15 - Day 4 - You Make Me Whole

Day 4 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"You Make Me Whole"

Half pepperoni, half sausage? No problem. Half cheese, half Hawaiian? You got it. Half pepperoni, half veggie pepperoni? Any of the two halves, as long as it makes a whole pizza!

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Shia Labeouf Supports Pizza Party Month

In case you haven't been on the internet....




Shia's been one heck of a supporter of Pizza Party Month!*












*no he has not

PPM15 - Day 3 - Peace of Pizza

Day 3 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"Peace of Pizza"

Sometimes spelling errors aren't errors at all. Peace on Earth! Peace of Pizza for everyone on Earth! Although this pizza holds a mark of brotherhood and sisterhood, whoever takes the first piece is a JERK.

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PPM15 - Day 2 - ZAW

Day 2 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015

"ZAW"

I think we're going to need a bigger box. This pizza means business and he has room for one more mushroom before diving back into the deep. Written by Steven Spaghettiberg, ZAW will leave you on the edge of your seat.



What is Pizza Party Month 2015?

PPM15 - Day 1 - Another Pizza My Heart

Day 1 - PIZZA PARTY MONTH 2015!!

"Another Pizza My Heart"

Do you ever look at a pizza and fall in love? Do you ever look at a pizza being split apart, and quietly die a little on the inside? Put that piece of my pizza heart back in me, right back into my belly.



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