What I Got for Christmas

Schultzbucks

New project

The Most Wonderful Time

"....There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And caroling out in the snow 
There'll be scary ghost stories 
And tales of the glories of 
Christmases long, long ago...."


Wait did he say ghost stories? Yes.... "there'll be scary ghost stories", right there it says it. Who is telling ghost stories on Christmas?! And what could possibly be labeled as a Christmas time ghost story?


".... and when she checked her stocking in the morning, all that was in it was a severed head with words carved into it's forehead..... 'Ho, ho, ho.' Well goodnight!"


Isn't Christmas about happy times? Aren't the only ghosts involved here to tell us to be nicer to Tiny Tim? A part of me thinks that if we aren't telling ghost stories, and Andy Williams thinks we should, we might as well start. He seems like a pretty smart guy.

Im pretty confused on the subject already.

I've got it! "Christmases long long ago."? He must be from the future! The future that contains an evil robot santa who thinks everyone is naughty, and now he just sings about past Christmases to cope with the new crappy one. It all makes sense now.

Where Was This One?

I had to do it.

Backstory

I appreciate an artist who is willing to have a little backstory about their art piece.

get the print here

A Motion Theory Xmas

Merry merry motion

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My every morning

Cha-Ching

Tuscan Tuna Rip off

So at the cafe I work at, we have a tuna wrap called the Tuscan Tuna Wrap. I brought two home yesterday and had them in the fridge. After a couple hours at some art galleries in culver city with no food, I was thinking about those wraps my whole drive home. Come to find they had both been eaten over night/morning. In a huge internal rage, I grabbed everything that looked good and made my own. It was epic.

Tuna, mayo, tomatoes, carrots, onions, lettuce, havarti cheese, banana peppers and Bobs Big Boy ranch dressing.