2. I feel naked without my glasses. like really really naked.
3. i'm embarrassed of my workers hands
4. i was voted funniest student in 8th grade
5. Im actually very shy (been working on it)
6. i've never been in a real fight, although i did get punched in the eye for calling a kid an idiot in little league....he was my teammate.
7. When i was little i once peed my pants on the matterhorn before the ride even started
8. I used to only look people in the mouth when they spoke....if not their mouth, away from their face completely. I've worked on this also.
9. i've probably only read two real books front to back in my lifetime. really
10. The Coachella lineup is amazing this year, honestly mind blowing.....but i really dont want to go.
11. I've never been stung by a bee
12. The only bone in my body i've broken is my nose, which i then got rhinoplasty to correct.
13. May of 2008 i hyperventilated my way into the hospital. i got to the point where i couldnt see or comprehend what was going on.
14. i've kissed four girls in my life (also working on it)
15. When i drink i become everyones best friend
16. i really like animals
17. i eat extremely fast and i get it from my mother
18. i prefer gloom to a hot sunny day ANYDAY
19. i am slightly afraid of heights. If there isn't a good safety device to keep me in place my legs get weak.
20. i wish i could grow better facial hair. like luke wilson in The Royal Tanimbaums. yeeeaaahh
21. the family pets in my lifetime have included:
squeaky - hamster
speedy - lizard
whiskers - rat
noodles - rat
booger - parakeet
angel - parakeet
2 unnamed rats
2 unnamed mice who had 10 unnamed babies
guido - dog
sassy - dog
coco - dog
jason - tarantula
too many fish
3 asshole frogs
and i think that's all of them
22. i don't like to break rules or hurt peoples feelings
23. i have acute scoliosis
24. I've been a student at 7 different schools in my life
25. there are a million Mikes in the world but there is only one Mike Oncley and im proud of that
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