Notes of a Mad Man III

I'll only give you this warning once because you should have already figured it out by now. Don't take the bus. Don't even sit near the bus stop! It's bad for your health.

Ever notice that big hiss sound when a city bus stops to pick up a group of people? That isn't the bus taking a sigh of relief for finally coming to a stop, that's it releasing its chemicals into our lungs. Buses travel all over the city and deal with thousands of people every day making it the perfect carrier for biological attack. Mind you, this isn't an attack from an outside source but from your own city! I haven't quite figured out what they are releasing exactly but I know nothing good will ever come from it.

Think about it, what else has that big release of "air?" Trains and big riggs, both of which travel all across the US to make "shipments," but we know what they are really up to. Last year on my annual road trip to Roswell I stopped at a gas station and tried to disassemble a truckers chemical release box. They must have had the whole truck under surveillance because the driver came running out of the Quick Stop cursing at me; fortunately my home black ops training helped me elude him.

In another instance I spoke to a trucker first hand at the Norms down the street. I asked him why he doesn't think for himself and disassemble the chemical release valve. He assured me that the sound I was hearing was some hydraulic something or other for the breaks and disassembling it would cause him to not be able to stop effectively. How convenient. "Oh no, don't take that out or I'll crash!" Im sure. Even if that was true I'd rather save the millions of people in our country.

Take my words to heart and avoid any public transportation, and not just using it, avoid it completely!

You've been warned

Mr. X

Notes of a Mad Man II

I've been buying umbrellas for years and never thought about how I am directly supporting the people that are corrupting our community. It all makes sense. On my way to work every morning I pass a power plant that has excessive amounts of steam coming out of its smoke stacks. I have boiled water before and I know how much steam should be coming out of those stacks and what I see is way too much. That's because this steam isn't the steam coming from the plant by making power for our community, but it is in fact the factory putting more clouds into the air to eventually compile into cumulonimbus clouds and cause rain. But why would they want to cause rain? It can't be to water our crops, they have the water they are initially boiling on the ground already, which could be easily transported to nearby farmland. No, they want this water to turn into vapor and eventually cause a downpour on the nearest populated area.

The reason for this is that the manufacturer of the clouds is the same person that owns most of our water proof products. Rain boots, water proof coats, umbrellas, ponchos and more! It's a catch 22 if i've ever seen one.  Have you ever noticed how these clouds are being pushed out vigorously when the weather gets colder, which increases the chance of the next rain by 57%. You may be feeling a little fooled right now by these liars, I know I did when I figured it out but there is an answer. I have cut the snakes head off at both ends. Every rain I happen to find myself in, I take my biggest black trash bag and make my own poncho. It may seem like I am wasting more trash bags this way, but I have been using potato sacks for my trash for years, which is another story all together. Water proof boots are easily made with bread bags over your shoes. You can use a newspaper over your head for an umbrella, but ever since I cancelled my subscription to our local paper, I have found reliability in milk jugs. Simply cutting out the bottom of an empty jug and placing it on your head makes for a perfect water deflector.

Once we get enough people weaving their way through the norm, we can get these factories finances at almost zero and blow them out of the water once and for all.

You've been warned

Mr. X

Notes of a Mad Man

What is in the water? Not much but that will change soon.

The government has been testing a new chemical on animals for years right under our noses and their target is getting bigger.
What has always put itself in the way of motor vehicles in order to kill itself? Yes, insects. For as long as we can remember insects have been committing suicide with the help of our cars and fast moving objects…. or was it murder? The men who control our water supply have been using this "reclaimed" water to water our parks but also to quench the thirst of nearby insect life. What's in the water is a chemical that induces a state of suicidal tendencies. Once these men knew the chemical worked on insects, they tried it on mammals. Starting small, they used other nearby sources of life and began testing on rodents. Possums, squirrels, skunks and unfortunately even some household cats. This chemical caused the animals to wander in a state of mental unconsciousness into any nearby road and wait for a passing car to end their lives. This was also a successful test, so the men went even bigger selecting an array of unlucky deer in the midwest. They were unsure if the deer would have the same effect as the smaller animals but sure enough they showed the same zombie like state come nightfall. I have witnessed all of these occurrences and my wife even had the misfortune of hitting one of the unfortunate deer last month.

How long until it is us who are walking into the street? Which "drunk in public" incident was actually a "moments from murder" incident. Watch your water folks. I've been juicing my own apples for months now and have been keeping an eye on the exact cow my milk comes from.

You've been warned


Mr. X