Say Cheese and Die!

Ok, don't die, but watch this and see how you feel afterward.


If you feel inclined to purchase a Say Cheese book from my shop, for that thing that's coming up that you need a gift for, I would say you should go with your gut.



Big thanks to Jole Sanchez for squeezing this gem out of his little editing bum(see his reel).

Say Cheese: The Actual Book

As any good shopper should think, "where the heck are these books Mike keeps talking about?" Well, they're here!

Just as you are waiting patiently for your Say Cheese book to arrive at your doorstep, I waited for the magical box from the manufacturer, filled to the brim with the cheesiest book I've ever written! That day has come and I have books aplenty ready to sign and ship!

Did you grab a copy? The 20%-off pre-order deal ends January 15, so jump on it! It's not even a pre-order anymore because they exist, but I won't tell anyone.

Grab a copy here.

If you need more convincing, take a peek at a couple pages and maybe you'll realize that this cheese is here to please.

So please, Say Cheese or I'll plead you on my knees and hire bees to squeeze fleas before they freeze!

Say Cheese, THE BOOK!

Holy cow, after months of work I have finally finished my first book!

Say Cheese: An Ooey Gooey Book About 20 Tasty Cheeses.

Joining together facts, some humor, and a little annatto spice I have created a 40-page picture book to help you know exactly where your cheese comes from. From American to Manchego to Swiss, I cover 20 of the most popular cheeses.

The book is currently available for pre-order while they are getting published. I plan to ship them out mid-January of 2017, signed and numbered 1 to 100. I hope you get a kick out of cheese as much as I do and want to snag a copy of the book for yourself or that cheese loving significant other. Just click the image below to head to my shop and reserve your copy today!

The price will go back to its original $25 rate after January 15, don't delay!

Mistory

So Borders is going out of business... you knew that. But what you didn't know is that before they close up for good, they have decided to make an entirely new genre of books!

For a limited time, get your Mistory books for 40% off! Get an A in your Mistory class! Impress your friends!

Is this a combination of History and Mystery? I'm no expert, but I think that things have to be pretty blunt and factual if they are considered History, and pretty mysterious to be considered Mystery. Maybe it is a new term for conspiracy theory books. Who the hell knows. The person who wrote it? Doubt it.

...and the tree was happy