Ok so ritalin makes kids with ADHD calm down right?
And it makes kids without ADHD bounce off the walls right?
ok….
So Red Bull makes normal people bounce off the walls right?
So then why did I drink a Red Bull last night and feel like I had calm control over everything? Do I have ADHD? ADD? Some new strange disease that is suppressed with Red Bull(which I have now deemed Redalin)?
I felt like Fry drinking his 100th cup of coffee while I drove home from my grandparents in Norcal.
Maybe my years of constant caffeine have finally caught up with me
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