Dukes!

Haha, no way!

Frankenbike

After almost a year of sitting in my garage, plex the yellow CT90 is
finally back to life.
I jumped on top of a 1970 ct90 engine on eBay, shoved it up his rectum
and now he works! He is a 1968 bike so it's a tiny bit of an upgrade
but not by much. With a couple required pieces coming in the mail, it
won't be long until he is back to 100% of operation, which will be
followed by me handing him over to miss Angela to putt around LB with.
So hurry up USPS, I just saw the pony express make it's rounds yesterday

Steak slider

Leftover steak from a family dinner is best served in a bun

3OH!3

To anyone planning on going to any dates of the May/June 3OH!3 tour, you might see my handy work.

This gem will be up on the merch table to glisten in Dan Lipski's face as he sells 3OH!3 shirts to your little sister. Made by me.

Johnny Cupcakes

My boy Steve Shinnerer showed us around the Johnny Cupcakes store on Melrose last night for the Johnny Cupcakes Suitcase Tour 2K10. Disney imagineers made this an awesome little shirt shop.


We got to meet Johnny himself and check out the store before the main line was let in. Try and catch a date of the tour, 15 stops left.

Steve's doing all the filming for the tour and it all looks swell. Aside from the link above, check out Steve's work here.

Define "yum"

I have seen the light my friends, and it says "cream cheese that dog!" ('dog' as in the subject of my phrase, not in the Randy Jackson way, that would be weird. "Cream cheese that, dog!" No no no, I am speaking about the dog itself.)

The glorious Seattle dog has been on my mind and I made my own yesterday. It was quite delicious. Basically just add cream cheese to any normal hot dog on a bun and it increases the awesome by 12%.

Just look at that thing! Begs to be eaten.

Here is another dog variation I made. Just a gourmet sausage piled with artichoke hearts and onions and a bunch of other veggies all inside (or on top) of a hot dog bun…. also magically delicious.

Yo Gabba Kids

If anyone saw the Hip Hop Kids sketch on SNL last saturday, you might have noticed that their colors looked a bit similar to the Yo Gabba Gabba characters.

They've even got the orange DJ!

Body By Bruce

I like my friends

Names aren't hidden because that would be stupid

How I Spent My Spring Break

This looks really good

….and  acapella is just a cherry on top. Great trailer.

New items for sale

Since I am a dirty whore, here are links to my art pieces and prints available on Etsy. I've added 5 new prints today.

Seattle: April 7 - 11

Here are my select photos from my lovely spring break in Seattle

Homo

It's hard to get back into the swing of things after a little vacation. I just got back home from my trip to Seattle, with little to no internet the entire trip. It was quite nice.

Photos coming soon along with video and a book (ok, no book).

I'm sure I'll understand this blog thing again eventually.

Areevadairchee

MO and AP

Oh hello.

I got to grace a page of AP this month for the Music Saves Lives company profile. It's in the issue with MO on the cover (and the other MO on mage 35).

I'm glad I got to see it before my subscription ended (this is my last issue) because I plan on never subscribing again. You can't hide a shit sandwich with some Manchester Orchestra bread if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge

Narcissism

Three songs I enjoy that have the name Michael in them.…….you're welcome








Know any more that don't suck?

Self Diagnosis

Ok so ritalin makes kids with ADHD calm down right?

And it makes kids without ADHD bounce off the walls right?

ok….

So Red Bull makes normal people bounce off the walls right?

So then why did I  drink a Red Bull last night and feel like I had calm control over everything? Do I have ADHD? ADD? Some new strange disease that is suppressed with Red Bull(which I have now deemed Redalin)?

I felt like Fry drinking his 100th cup of coffee while I drove home from my grandparents in Norcal.


Maybe my years of constant caffeine have finally caught up with me

Happy Easter

I don't speak Starbucks

Pretty sure a customer was lost today…. and couldn't read