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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Hutto

Phil's Song

Have you ever put in a cd that iTunes didn't recognize, so it just put the song titles that they thought were the right ones in it's place. Well my dad enjoys writing and recording his original songs every now and then and also enjoys putting them on discs. Well lucky for us his car has the same "title prediction software" for it's display screen as iTunes.

My new favorite song by him is now "I farted on santas lap."

New Page!

I've added a new page to my blog. I now am selling my art prints directly from my blog to cut out those GD fees from Etsy. I will still post my works on Etsy, but I now offer this artist friendly alternative as well.

Enjoy my new collection!....  click HERE to see it, but also click over there (points to right side of page) to see my "Art For Sale" link.

I'm out!

Human Centipede

So we've all seen the ad for Human Centipede. Well I've had some thoughts about how the human centipede would really work out.... if done for real though.

Fatty Fronty - This thing is connected by the gastric system so, the front man will be the only one doing the eating. Each person still has their own stomach, so the only one really getting any nutrients from food is the front man. Also, I doubt this thing can move very well, so a whole lot of sitting and eating can lead to one big fatty.

Dead Middle - Doesn't eating poop kill you? I know German skat eaters can get away with swishing it around in their mouths, but doesn't trying to turn someone else's poop into your own poop open someone wormhole is time and kill you? Something like that. Plus talk about no nutritional value. Fatty McGee already sucked those up for himself. Bottom Line, whoever is in the middle is going to eat shit and die.

Skinny Legs - It's pretty apparent now that the last person is going to get little to no food at all, especially if the person in front of them dies!

Imagine a hippo, sitting on dead Klaus Barbi, sitting on Ally Mcbeal. Just no good.

Aside from these overlooked details, I still want to see this movie. It might become my new favorite cheesy horror movie right after Night of the Creeps.

Summer needs a calendar

Hey summer, way to be a month late. If I didn't have that fan, Coco might have melted into a hairy puddle.

Catfish

Must... see.... this.... movie

Where Is My Mind?

ok...... see you guys in 8 days